zach vitale - retouching + post-production

hi there. my name's zach. nice to meet you.

here are some extremely important things you need to know about me:

- i'm constantly thinking about this
- i'd love to make you some of these
- if we see anything like this in the woods, i'm of no use and we're totally screwed.
- the fact that this exists equally confuses and offends me.
- the best kind of snacks are weird snacks
- i might be allergic to them, but sometimes they're okay
- i love high fiving. when this came out, i mixed things up bit. the injured are expected to make a full recovery.
- i make my own vanilla extract, along the lines of these awesome folks.
- i waited almost a whole year to see "yes" on this website
- and finally, i like awesome stuff. a lot. i post it here